dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

Wow I’m literally writing a textbook for the fictional world I created in my original story. There are detailed maps, historical timelines, family trees, government descriptions, etc. This is ridiculous. Maybe I’ll become the next JKR and just tease little random facts over the years after my series is all said and done. Feeling more like Tolkien tho, who kind of went a bit overboard with everything.

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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

spidersgeorg:

javert signs up for a gay dating site after seeing that its slogan is “we’ll help you find the man you’ve been searching for all your life”

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qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

nixxie-fic:

Beautiful photoshoot of the Harry Potter Cast - by Sarah Dunn - (x)

Happy September 1st, Folks - New term starts at Hogwarts! Which house would you like to be sorted into?

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

"The innocence of the event was lost more and more as the number of crudely drawn penises rapidly grew over the course of the day. It was simple science that when a blank canvas, markers, and high school students were involved in the same formula that dicks would probably be drawn. Everywhere."

I LIED, THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE FROM MY FIC

Watched a diva contest and went to a Native American fire dance today, what did yall do?